(de)Paginate!
Keywords: #rant
For all the retards out there who design news site software, get rid of the damned pagination in your articles. It severely pisses me off and makes it much harder to read your articles. It also makes NO sense on the web! Web browsers have scroll bars for a REASON. Lists of articles YES go ahead and paginate those, but offer the ability to change the #/page!
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